Learn the technique: Hi Hat Cupcakes!
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TFS DBZA Outtakes: Mr.Piccolo The Freaky Alien Genotype
Piccolo: ….Yeah…
Gohan: and you’re from another planet?
Piccolo: ….Yeah …
Gohan: and you have no penis correct?
Piccolo: Yeah what about it?
Gohan: Wouldn’t that make you a-
Piccolo: If you call me a Yoshi like your father I swear I will kick you across this planet…
Gohan: I was gonna say wouldn’t that make you a FAG?
Piccolo: …WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE RUNT?!
Gohan: A FAG. A Freaky Alien Genotype…
Piccolo: …oh… then yes I am a FAG…
Krillin: *comes out from behind the rubble made from Frieza blasting at Goku* HA! I knew you were gay!
Piccolo: *growls and kicks Krillin into a mountain*
Krillin: Ow…
*Krillin Owned Count Counter Ding*
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice or just have a nice chat.
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My Fiancee By: Ray Rose (For @RuthieElzMuller )
I believe she is the only one for me,
For she is the only one I love and will ever love,
No matter what the obstacles in our path may be,
We will overcome each and every push and shove.
I will tend to her every need,
Because when she is happy I am too,
I will not make her beg or plead,
Those are the things that love will do.
To stay with her forever is my plan,
and to love her and care for her,
in each and every possible way I can,
for that is the love that will feel no breaking stir.
I will love her forever and until the end of time,
and show it many other ways each day,
for my love is simply not just a rhyme,
it is merely just that I express it this way.
I love you Ruthie Elizabeth Muller,
and there never be any other.
Would You?
Normally, I don’t write poems like this, but this one came to mind after I had a chat with my fiancee..
Enjoy. There are multiple sexual refrences in here, so you’ve been warned.Would You?
If I said I wanted you now, would you run for me?
Or would you say no?
If I said I wanted to be fucked hard, would you?
Or would you say I didn’t need it that hard?
If I said I needed you to eat me out, would you?
Or would you just laugh at me?
If I said I wanted to deepthroat your cock, would you let me?
Or would you worry I would choke?
If I said I needed you to cum for me, would you listen?
Or would you not?
If I said I wanted to swallow your cum, would you have a problem?
Or would you tell me to spit it out?
Would you let that happen?
Or would you let me do what I want?
I know the answer to those questions.
Do you?
I believe this song answers all of those: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvnZIxOX08
Source: ruthieelz
Shadyvox is a furry.
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Source: pozitivemind
YGOTAS Outtakes: A Wild Bandit Keith Appears! (BBT)
Yusei:”I came…” Paradox:”What?!” Bandit Keith:”…In Miss America!” ….. Paradox: “Oh…” Yusei “But I also had an orgasm…” Paradox:”NO SHIT!”
Why was my first thought Slenderman camera distortion?
Slenderman only wants your cupcakes!…. oh and $20….
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Source: fairyrainbows
Hades is Meg’s sassy gay friend.
Hades is Meg’s sassy gay friend.
Sassy.Gay.Friend.
xD
DYING.
DEAD.
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Random Stuff Of a Random Guy : ManicMocker
